rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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massminority:

thejotuntimelord:

emmaontheice:

toothian-a:

guardianhiccup:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

HOW THE FUCK?

HOWWW

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ymcgay:

lEADING TO A LOT OF EMO PENGUINS

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wheneveryveinisredoutoftheblue:

fuckyeahmikefuensex:

My mom says if I get 800,001 notes on this by April 30th, then she’ll take me to the Spring Fever Tour on May 1st to meet my inspirations. Why so high? Because she believes that Tumblr won’t even get me 100. Help me guys! Please!

this is like my fifth time reblogging this, you are meeting your fucking inspirations

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wheneveryveinisredoutoftheblue:

fuckyeahmikefuensex:

My mom says if I get 800,001 notes on this by April 30th, then she’ll take me to the Spring Fever Tour on May 1st to meet my inspirations. Why so high? Because she believes that Tumblr won’t even get me 100. Help me guys! Please!

this is like my fifth time reblogging this, you are meeting your fucking inspirations

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anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

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lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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c0meserenity:

Found it again 

omg

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russiandirectionerandbelieber:

a-cidlife:

vans-supreme:

exhele:

dysphorism:

princess-margaret:

yourblazesburn:

osteogenesis-imperfecta:

straightinatbella:

thatmissunderstoodkid:

frank-1e:

okleave:

reblog and make a wish

this is my second time reblogging and my first wish came true so

i have to

why not

i did this a few days ago and it also came true, i was freaked out like fuck

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

here goes nothing

well lets see 

love this

i remember a few months ago, wishing that my crush would like me back on this post 

and now he’s my bf

..WISHING AGAIN. YAY

you :(

Not going to lie, I made a wish when I reblogged this this morning, and my wish came true an hour ago.

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